jueves, 9 de abril de 2009

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Hola.

Solo quiero contaros una cosita...La semana pasada mi jefa me preguntó si quería sacarme un extra trabajando en una cena el sábado por la noche,la cuestión es que pagan genial,lo malo fue cuando le pregunté porqué se celebraba a puerta cerrada.

En cuanto me comentó para qué era enseguida salió un NO rotundo de mi boca.

Resulta que los grandes obispos y curas de Madrid se dán cita en un conocido restaurante de Madrid para comer jamón a tutti pelin sin que nadie los pueda ver...Para que luego digan...Lo que no sea capaz de mover el cerdo,no lo mueve nadie!!.

Para que luego digan que los cerdos no se van de procesión!!.

21 comentarios:

Samedimanche dijo...

Pues yo hubiese ido...con unos pantalones de látex y un abrigo de lince...

Toronto dijo...

Pues a todo cerdo le llega su San Martín! Besos y ánimo Abutrí, que tu puedes con el clero, los singles, los jamomes filipinos y con tooo! Me encantó veros a ti y a M. la otra noche en Madrid! ¡Que viva Mexico! Toronto Fernandes y sus mariachis le saludan!

Ann Stésica dijo...

Jajaja, ¡quién los vería! Yo siempre he sabido que esa gente es igual que decir "no hables con la boca llena" mientras estás masticando un trozo de chorizo. Como esos pasadizos secretos que tenían los curas para ir a donde las monjas...

¡Qué ingenioso es el ser humano! Y qué hipócrita a veces.

Besos.

Insonrible dijo...

¡qué cerda es la Iglesia española!

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Si hay un animal que lo identifique no es el cerdo si no el buitre carroñero.Fueron a buitrear (cazar buitres) los unos se comen a los otros........EL PODER

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